Drink Menu
porch cocktails
sweet low down... l3
rum, averna, pineapple, lime
respect your elders...l3
gin, elderflower, gentian quinine aperitif, lemon
Oh My Gave... l4
mezcal, aperol, all-spice dram, lofi sweet vermouth, porch-made orange bitters
donkey’s hot ass (or regular ass) margarita... 13
or…4 in a pitcher for... 39
jalapeno infused (or not) tequila, lime, grapefruit juice, salt
okie dokie artichokie... l3
bourbon, maraschino, cynar, lemon, orange bitters
porch swing...l3 or...4 in a pitcher for... 39
bourbon, orange curacao, lime, orange juice, orange bitters
rye smile... l3
rye, amaro nonino, cocchi americano
seasonal slushee na... 7 ... l3 spiked
na beverages
seasonal slushee... 7
fresh squeezed lemonade... 5
(lime-ade) sparkling or not
phony negroni, st. agrestis... lO
amaro falso, st. agrestis... lO
brunch drinks all day every day
mimosa... ll
pitcher of mimosa... 3O
draft beer
standard deviant, kolsch, sf... 8
abita andygator, blond bock... 8
laughing monk, ipa, sf... 8
anchor steam, sf... 8
cans/ bottles
miller high life, milwaukee... 4
modelo lager... 5
lagunitas, ipa sf... 6
duvel, golden ale, bel... 9
old speckled hen, u.k. l6oz... 8
golden state cider... 7
abita purple haze, louisiana... 7
guinness stout... 8
lagunitas n-ipa, n.a. ca... 5
erdinger n.a. “wheat beer”... 6
guinness non-alcoholic stout... 6
bubbly
n.v. cava, josep ventosa, spain, organic glass... lO bottle... 37
n.v spumante rose, pizzolato paloma rose (75Oml) glass... l2 bottle... 45
n.v. spumante rose, pizzolato paloma rose (187ml) glass... l8
‘l2 champagne, perrier jouet, ‘belle epoque’, france (75Oml) bottle... l89
‘2O pet nat blanc, bajta, slovenia glass... ll bottle... 39
white
‘2l albariño, legado del conde, rias baixas, spain glass... l2 bottle... 45
‘2l sauvignon blanc, dourthe, bordeaux, france glass... l2 bottle... 45
‘2O assyrtiko, atma, santorini, greece glass... l3 bottle... 49
‘2O riesling, kimich, kabinet trocken, pfalz, germany glass... l3 bottle... 49
‘2O chardonnay, trefethen, oak knoll, napa, ca glass... l4 bottle... 52
‘2O chardonnay, burgundy, drouhin, macon villages, france bottle... 49
dry rosė
n.v. spumante rose, pizzolato paloma spk rose (187ml) glass... l8
n.v. spumante rose, pizzolato paloma spk rose (75Oml) glass... l2 bottle... 45
’2l mouvedre rose, josie rose, contra costa glass... ll bottle... 39
red
‘l9 tempranillo, flor de vetus, toro, spain glass... 13 bottle... 49
‘2l pinot noir, big basin, monterey, ca glass... l4 bottle... 52
‘l8 pinot noir, irancy, chappelle, burgundy, fr bottle... 7O
‘l7 pinot noir, baxter, elk, ca bottle... 6O
‘l8 bobal, utiel requena, vega valterra, spain bottle... 42
‘l8 tempranillo, ribera del duero, la loba, spain bottle... 7O
‘l5 tempranillo, ribera del duero, emilio moro, spain (l.5l) bottle... ll5
‘l8 zinfandel, hullabaloo, old vines, ca glass... l2 bottle... 45
‘2O cab sauvignon, barter & trade, on tap columbia val, wa glass... l2 bottle... 45 l liter
‘l8 cabernet sauvignon, doren, sonoma, ca bottle... 62
‘l8 chateau de grandchamp, st emillion, bordeaux, fr bottle... 75
corkage 2O bucks per bottle
rocking chair & amp; “fucket get a bucket” t-shirt $2O
rocking chair sweatshirt $45